My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not"
2006-11-28 06:44:08 · 19 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!
2006-11-28 09:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Koozie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 07:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I like the first and last ones.
2006-11-28 07:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, 5/10
2006-11-28 06:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How men make women happy and how women think their men are happy and smart...oops!!!
good ones topass along..
2006-11-28 06:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ...but I really did put ky jelly on the door knobs once....it took him awhile to figure it out.
2006-11-28 06:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is the funniest one.
2006-11-28 07:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the last two
2006-11-28 08:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool! i liked the 3rd one best. 9.5!
2006-11-28 06:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love them all
2006-11-28 07:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them are too gud
2006-11-28 07:35:20 · answer #11 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋