Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2006

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in 'the act'.

Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.

Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

2006-11-26 02:11:46 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Can someone explain Patrick's (Elijah Wood) Role in Eternal Sunshine? Why does he go up to Joel's window before the memory erase?? Was he going out with Clementine before she met Joel for the first time??

2006-11-26 02:11:43 · 2 answers · asked by DonV87 2 in Movies

The tooth fairies took all her teeth out -_-

2006-11-26 02:11:06 · 13 answers · asked by Koko ; 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Yes... silly question, but I'm listening to the song right now and I have to ask... Wonderful song by REM... :-)

2006-11-26 02:11:05 · 29 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

who taught them how to use computers?

2006-11-26 02:09:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive had multiple girlfriends
One was really annoying and tall..
I really liked one till she dumped me..
o yeah i also dated this midget girl that was about as tall as my thighs...and man was i NUTS over her...get it...thats for the guys

2006-11-26 02:08:23 · 10 answers · asked by halvey_37 1 in Jokes & Riddles

How often, and what ways?

2006-11-26 02:06:36 · 20 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm sure enough people in the UK know which advert I'm talking about - the golfer, Montgomery, keeps getting put off his shot by people taking photos.

Anyway, what I want to know is this: why does the commentator Peter Allis say 'What this? A new foil-wrapped KitKat.', as Monty walk off opeing the snack?

Kitkats have been wrapped this way for years now! How is it 'new'?

2006-11-26 02:05:11 · 7 answers · asked by Billy 2 in Television

I was born in heaven
up in the sky
sent down to earth
to............

2006-11-26 02:04:43 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

till the whole world is WHITE??? i think in about 100 years.....hope sooner!!!!!

2006-11-26 02:03:17 · 17 answers · asked by d m 1 in Polls & Surveys

Charlotte Church used to be good,but now she went mainstream.Why does this always happen to good singers?

2006-11-26 02:01:28 · 12 answers · asked by Barack Obama rules 1 in Music

The criteria is 'reasonable vocal quality'
Is this something you naturally have or can you be trained

2006-11-26 02:00:55 · 9 answers · asked by anthony r 1 in Music

Talk about ripping a good story to pieces.

2006-11-26 02:00:40 · 7 answers · asked by eltitere 1 in Movies

2006-11-26 01:59:51 · 16 answers · asked by Barack Obama rules 1 in Music

2006-11-26 01:59:22 · 17 answers · asked by (^___^) 2 in Polls & Surveys

it's all starting to come out now that the two black guys were telling him not to mess with these **** as and that they were threatening other comics in the opening acts......discuss

2006-11-26 01:57:31 · 20 answers · asked by wert w 1 in Celebrities

if you are at the store and the cashier gives you too much money back do you say anything or just pocket the money knowing they could lose their job if their drawer is short me I give it back

2006-11-26 01:57:06 · 31 answers · asked by hollybell 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 01:56:31 · 10 answers · asked by Paloma R 1 in Movies

1. What would you do if I peed on your lawn?
2. What would you do If I was in your shower naked?
3. What would you do if I was in labor with your child?
4. What would you do If I was about to jump off from a cliff?
5. Do you love me?
6. What would you do If I was walking home in the rain?
9. What would you do if I was choking?

2006-11-26 01:54:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis.

"The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft.

"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.

2006-11-26 01:54:17 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

to match your mood right now, what would that be?

2006-11-26 01:53:18 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What are the notes in the D chromatic scale on the treble cleff in ascending order with the correct sharp and flats?

What are the notes starting with F in the chromatic scale on the bass cleff in descending order with the correct sharps and flats?

2006-11-26 01:51:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Then,after u post ur question,or answer,u find out that u made some mistakes?I do that all the time.♠:
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2006-11-26 01:51:42 · 23 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 01:51:23 · 10 answers · asked by ABHINAV H 1 in Music

Hey everybody!
I just want your opinion, out of the finalist left, who do you think is going to WIN America's Next Top Model, and who do you think should LEAVE? And just to make this more interesting, if you want to, can you tell me why?
Thanks!!

2006-11-26 01:50:31 · 9 answers · asked by brieseptember 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want an electric guitar & amp for christmas this year, but I would like to ask for a cheap one (because I know my mom doesn't have a lot of money to spend on us, and was hopeing to find one she could possibly afford).

I want one I can learn to play on, that is cheap, but won't crap out on me, and comes with an amp of good quality so that when I blare my tunes I don't bust it. I would prefer one I could have her buy physically from a store located around Columbus Ohio, but a trustworthy website would work too. I would prefer a new one, unless a good quality used one is that much cheaper and in a really good condition. I have no idea where to start looking for such a deal. Thanks! (=

2006-11-26 01:50:22 · 11 answers · asked by Condamor 2 in Music

Dont think abut her massage.Tray to think who sent it to ur girlfreind

2006-11-26 01:49:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is Mr. Lee going to be ok? I'm guessing having children for the Lees is now out of the question eh?

2006-11-26 01:48:27 · 7 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-26 01:48:12 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I Think is hip hop

2006-11-26 01:47:06 · 4 answers · asked by dj B3nson 1 in Music