Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in 'the act'.
Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
2006-11-26 02:11:46 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please tell me the father wasn't called Gary Glitter.
Or Michael Jackson.
That would be disgusting.
2006-11-26 02:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got a great one!
Every thursday in school little johnny's teacher asks the kids a riddle, if they get it right they do not have to attend school on friday. This weeks riddle went
"What walks on all fours in the morning, walks on two legs in the afternoon, and walks on three legs at night?" little johnny was the first with his hand up and says an incorrect answer and the teacher mildly embarasses him.
So next thursday as the teacher is writing the riddle on the board johnny throws a bowling board at her head, and when she wakes up she says "Who's the comedian with the big black balls?" little johnny says "Thats Bill Cosby, see you on monday *****!"
2006-11-26 02:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by celtsbball3445 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two gay men are talking and one of them says to the other,
"I'll ask you a riddle . If you get it right, you screw me. If you get it wrong, I screw you."
The second one agrees and the first one asks his riddle.
"What is big and grey. has four legs, two tusks and a long trunk?"
The second one thinks for a moment and asks, "Is it a chicken ?"
The first one answers , " YES! You got it!"
2006-11-26 02:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best I have read of several so far today!!!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 04:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe good 1
2006-11-26 02:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow !!! That's a great one!!!
I like it... sweet kisses from Vicky
2006-11-26 02:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
keep em coming ploppy
2006-11-26 03:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee.
2006-11-29 05:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good
2006-11-26 02:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by PHIL M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...nice one
2006-11-26 02:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋