Would you plz take my poll?

Question

1. What would you do if I peed on your lawn?
2. What would you do If I was in your shower naked?
3. What would you do if I was in labor with your child?
4. What would you do If I was about to jump off from a cliff?
5. Do you love me?
6. What would you do If I was walking home in the rain?
9. What would you do if I was choking?

Answer 1

1... fence the area & plant a gwiz-tree
2... pinch myself to make sure i was not dreaming
3... massage your body until baby was born
4...hold you so you couldn't jump
5... O' yes,
6... cover you & walk you home
9... squeeze you tightly

Answer 2

1. What would you do if I peed on your lawn?
I would pull your hair and we would have a cat fight
2. What would you do If I was in your shower naked?
hit you in the face
3. What would you do if I was in labor with your child?
nothing
4. What would you do If I was about to jump off from a cliff?
persuade you not to jump
5. Do you love me?
I don't know you,so my answer is no
6. What would you do If I was walking home in the rain?
get closer to you and say - would you mind if I join you?- cos I love walking under the rain!
9. What would you do if I was choking?
scream if there's a doctor, or somebody to help me.

Answer 3

1. What would you do if I peed on your lawn? LOL & HAND YOU SOME TISSUE.
2. What would you do If I was in your shower naked? KINDLY TELL YOU TO GET OUT, WRONG HOUSE
3. What would you do if I was in labor with your child? TELL YOU IT'S A LIE, I'M A FEMALE
4. What would you do If I was about to jump off from a cliff? DO MY BEST TO STOP YOU
5. Do you love me? UNCONDITIONALLY, YES
6. What would you do If I was walking home in the rain? SHARE MY UMBRELLA, SINCE I'M WALKING TOO
9. What would you do if I was choking? PERFORM THE HYMLICK MANUEVER.

Be blessd.

Answer 4

1. I would switch the sprinklers on
2. I would assume if you were taking a shower you would be naked so I won't do anything.
3. Be spooked seeing as a girl can't get a girl pregnant.
4. I would beg you not to, and offer to help you in any problems you might have.
5. Love u? I don't even know you..
6. If I was driving past I would ask you if you needed a lift.

Answer 5

1.) ***** Slap you which would include your face of course, your legs, and maybe your @$$! ;) LOL
2.) UH, I wouldn't mind the company but DON"T take my Shampoo or my soap, get your own!
3.) That's not possible with me...=)
4.) I would let you jump off the cliff, and/or encourage to jump. It might be fun to watch.
5.) Yes, I do! The REAL question is, do YOU love me? lol
6.) um...I would watch and laugh, oh and record it and post it on the Internet, and THEN give you an umbrella
9.? (What happened to 7 and 8?) I would hit your back REALLY hard to save your life! =)

Answer 6

1. Stare in wonder
2. Wash your back
3. Try to figure out how a chicky like me got you up the duff!
4. Ask you to wait until I run home for my camera
5. Not after you getting yourself pregnant to a MAN!
6. Drive at speed through the nearest mud puddle
9. Try to figure out what happend to 7 and 8. When I had completed that task, I would creep up behind you and shout 'BOO'. Hang on, darn it, that's for hiccups not heinlich!

Answer 7

1. laugh at you
2. wash your back
3. Call Ripley's....I'm not a guy
4. Hug you and tell you not to do it because you had a friend who cared
5. Yes
6. Walk with you or give you a ride
7. Whatever I had to do to save you

What happened to 7 and 8 sweetheart?

Answer 8

1. watch you
2. come in and join you
3. faint
4. try to convince you not to
5. yes
6. give you a lift.
7. call for some help

btw, i like #2 the best :)

Answer 9

1.through bricks at you and call the cops
2.pour boiling water(from the stove)on you till the cops come
3.not believe you
4.say "so long"
5.no bcuz I don't know you
6.nothing bcuz I still don't know you
7.try 2 help you

Answer 10

1.Look at you like you were a freak
2. call the cops
3.Uh weird
4.Uh I dont say no dont jump then film it anyway
5.Dont even know you
6.Dont stop for strangers
7.Say there is a lady choking someone help her.