Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 01:36:55 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 01:36:47 · 9 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 01:36:21 · 33 answers · asked by newmama 2 in Television

And sit in a meeting with your boss?

2006-11-20 01:36:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes "i dont need expensive things they dont matter to me all that i want cant b found underneath a christmas tree santa cant bringme wut i need cuz all i want for christmas is you" and its not the song by mariah carey its completely different its kinda a old song from like the mid 90's country song

2006-11-20 01:36:03 · 5 answers · asked by apoangel 1 in Music

When does Supernatural season 2 start on itv2?

2006-11-20 01:34:35 · 4 answers · asked by supernaturallysexy 1 in Television

2006-11-20 01:34:34 · 10 answers · asked by becciberesford 2 in Other - Entertainment

Could not find in A-Z Lyrics.

2006-11-20 01:33:33 · 4 answers · asked by John W 2 in Music

One day, a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.

The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself."

So he went out and bought a starter pistol.

When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to come, so he fired the pistol.

The next day, he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.

He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my di*ck, shi*t in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."

2006-11-20 01:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does she have anything going on now?

2006-11-20 01:29:53 · 3 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Celebrities

Was Daniel Craig totally hot when he had his shirt off or what???

2006-11-20 01:29:51 · 3 answers · asked by Penguin Gal 6 in Movies

2006-11-20 01:29:41 · 5 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

2006-11-20 01:29:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 01:27:29 · 24 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-20 01:27:18 · 9 answers · asked by straight pimpin 1 in Music

Do you think any of the lawsuits pending against "Borat" aka Sacha Baron Cohen have any merit? Would there of been any lawsuits had the movie tanked? If you think they have merit, Why? And, had you been interviewed by the Borat persona, would you of been like "Wait, hold up a second, are you kidding me?"

I think SBC did a great job showing that old discriminations and hatreds still exist. People are willing to put on a facade to deal with others, and demonstrate a vast lack of knowledge of other people and cultures. I think the most honest people in the entire movie were the guys hanging out that taught him how to be a "thug." What are your thoughts?

2006-11-20 01:26:21 · 5 answers · asked by Fred K 2 in Movies

2006-11-20 01:23:58 · 17 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 01:23:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Q: What do you call a homo Jewish Male?

A: A Heblew.

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ***, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares

Q: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

A: Sparky.

Q: What do you buy a woman with crabs?

A: Fish net stockings.

Q: What did one lesbian say to the other?

A: Your face or mine?

Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

A: Einstein's c*ck.

Q: Why is parliament like a sl ut's dream?

A: Because it's full of pr*cks.

Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?

A: Justin.

2006-11-20 01:22:53 · 24 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-20 01:21:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine was The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer: My Life at Rose Red...

2006-11-20 01:21:10 · 25 answers · asked by ididElvis 5 in Polls & Surveys

whats the name of that song where they say ''hail in the name of rock and roll'' any help appreciated, I really like the song

2006-11-20 01:20:49 · 2 answers · asked by Trevor159 I 2 in Music

slob on my cat cuss you know its fat check in wit me and do dat

2006-11-20 01:20:41 · 2 answers · asked by murphy lee aka lil m 1 in Polls & Surveys

I belive that the ideas I have , need to be looked at with some-one, who is ??.
Those who reply will know the answer.
Thank-you

2006-11-20 01:20:36 · 4 answers · asked by oop139gg 3 in Comics & Animation

who would win...im bored so thought of some crap question

2006-11-20 01:20:32 · 17 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Comics & Animation

who was voted off on saturday on the x-factor

2006-11-20 01:20:12 · 13 answers · asked by nursej 4 in Television

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

I Swear to drunk I'm Not god

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ***"

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income

Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

2006-11-20 01:19:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does anybody know that bob marley song where he sings about dreadlocks, sounds like a remix, kind of new, has like a club remix sound to it. i heard it the other night but couldnt find it any where. does anybody know the name of that song? all i can remmeber is something like" got to have the dread locks". sorry for the lack of info, but if anybody can help i will apreciate it.

2006-11-20 01:18:52 · 3 answers · asked by visions of gandhi 1 in Music

I own the first season

2006-11-20 01:18:11 · 9 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Television

I have 3 tickets to the George Michael concert at Wembley Arena on 14th December. I was gonna go with my sisters but it ain't happening anymore. I can't decide whether to sell them or give them to friends. Can I sell them on eBay? Should I?

2006-11-20 01:17:45 · 24 answers · asked by Fragile Rock 5 in Music