42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
I Swear to drunk I'm Not god
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ***"
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income
Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
2006-11-20 01:19:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was quite bored so i thought i'd read them... i'm glad i did they made me laugh quite loudly, ppl looked and i hid in shame...
2006-11-20 01:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by molko_vatch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
2006-11-20 01:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE... I really like the plagerism one, never thought if that way, really good...
2006-11-20 01:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO.....thanks a gazillion, this came just at the right moment!!!
2006-11-20 01:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great selection, nice one
2006-11-20 01:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing! lol
2006-11-20 01:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the point to all this is
2006-11-20 01:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sign......to the braille school !!!!
why do 24hour shops have locks on the doors?
2006-11-20 01:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by Andy H2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋