One day, a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to come, so he fired the pistol.
The next day, he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my di*ck, shi*t in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
2006-11-20 01:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao I'mma cry that was funny!!!!
2006-11-20 02:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think this was a scene in Days of our Lives.
2006-11-20 09:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you get your jokes but don't quit your day job.
2006-11-20 09:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit graphic but good
2006-11-20 09:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by D8411 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I chuckled a little!
2006-11-20 09:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you coming all over for..?You must be horny..Your cheeky..
2006-11-20 09:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is ******* funny i have heard that before but i forgot it
2006-11-20 09:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't love grand? (Good one, though)
2006-11-20 09:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww!
2006-11-20 10:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. i cant stop laughing!!
2006-11-20 10:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋