Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

First grade class comes in from recess.

Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box' correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.

Teacher then asks Mustaffa Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

2006-11-20 01:16:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

No way! SHE was disrespectful of HIM! She was a total beeyotch! SO full of herself!

sheesh!

2006-11-20 01:16:39 · 12 answers · asked by mrssamikeyp 3 in Celebrities

what is your opinion on women who get breast implants, what do you think of this

2006-11-20 01:16:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't you think that Kiss should be inducted into the Rock Music Hall of Fame?
Gene Simmons does a lot for charity and his fans, they have been around for over a quarter of a century and not once have they had a mention . I THINK IT SUCKS!!! What do you think ?????

2006-11-20 01:16:17 · 14 answers · asked by angelswings 3 in Music

humiliating the Irish or should that be the Buckeyes job this time


He He, just kidding Becky

2006-11-20 01:15:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Favorites:
-TEXAS!!! No place like home. Friendly folks, great food, very multicultural, beautiful and diverse scenery. Plus, I love the fact that we can't stand stupid yankees!
-Mississippi: Great scenery, great people, really clean air
-North Carolina: Cool state, lots to offer, breathtaking Appalachians
-Tennessee: Great music heritage
-Wyoming: Can you say "Wide open spaces?"
-Hawaii: A whole different world and culture of its own, truly unique
-Oklahoma: A lot like Texas

Least favorite:
-Ohio: Why, oh why, would ANYONE want to live there?
-Illinois: I can't stand it just b/c of Chicago...seriously
-Oregon: The most racist, closed-minded people I've ever met
-Arkansas: My mother calls it "buttcrack Arkansas." It's so flat
-New Jersey: It freakin' smells like 409.
-Vermont: Closed, cold, arrogant, impolite people
-Kentucky: Surprisingly, it's much like Vermont. People, even in the country, won't acknowledge you even if they know you...I've lived there

2006-11-20 01:15:06 · 12 answers · asked by lone_star_john 1 in Polls & Surveys

The next president of the US went to hell. Going in he saw James Carter burning, further Bill Clinton was getting light polls up his a**, Bush the father on hard labor and finally he saw George Bush sleeping with Marlyn Monroe. So he asked why George Bush is the only one who's having fun in hell? They replied He's not we're punishing Marlyn

2006-11-20 01:14:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 01:14:00 · 17 answers · asked by komikers 1 in Comics & Animation

One night the wife of our sardarji in a mood, Sardarji, today u do something which can make me sweat.
Sardarji gets up & swich off the fan.

2006-11-20 01:10:54 · 7 answers · asked by krish 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

2006-11-20 01:10:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...to put on youtube? To watch if someone else has put it on?

2006-11-20 01:09:58 · 9 answers · asked by Ralf 1 in Music

2006-11-20 01:07:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 01:07:23 · 3 answers · asked by tha king 2 in Celebrities

man escapes prison and comes to cross roads.one way leads to freedom and one back to prison.at cross roads are twins,1 always lies the other always tells truth.which 1 question can he ask both twins to find road to freedom?

2006-11-20 01:05:18 · 17 answers · asked by lisa s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 01:04:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-20 01:04:12 · 14 answers · asked by blackiceberg_359 1 in Music

Are they having a whinfest?

2006-11-20 01:03:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 01:03:02 · 1 answers · asked by hivihivi 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-20 01:02:12 · 5 answers · asked by The bored and hyper one 3 in Music

2006-11-20 01:01:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

We wanna santize the state once we know they're all gone

2006-11-20 00:58:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's an episode in either Season 3 or 4 where Stewie shrinks himself so that he can kill all the sperm in Peter's balls.

Anyway while "shrunk" Stewie is checking the ships systems and he asks on the status of the Air supply, when he says this a song by the group Air is played. What is the song, I found it quite catchy but never heard of Air before?

2006-11-20 00:56:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-20 00:56:42 · 14 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm an italian girl. A scottish friend of mine made me listen his songs and I must be sincere I found them so good..
please sorry for my bad english..bye

2006-11-20 00:56:34 · 14 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Celebrities

I like to call those days "combo delight"

2006-11-20 00:56:29 · 14 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is he Hans Solo or Indiana Jones?

I think of him as Indiana Jones.

2006-11-20 00:55:58 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-20 00:55:36 · 19 answers · asked by blondesexylonglegsbabe 1 in Jokes & Riddles

As in approx. minutes, please?
Anyone know?

2006-11-20 00:55:24 · 3 answers · asked by Sixth_Sense 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 00:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 00:53:51 · 5 answers · asked by Zanessa Fan 1 in Celebrities