First grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box' correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
2006-11-20 01:16:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO teacher isn't a racist :))
2006-11-20 01:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the teacher was either pushing the child to think hard or he'd just run out of cookies. The fact that it's a long-winded and not very funny joke doesn't help.
2006-11-20 01:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suppose it could be said the teachers racist but so are thge kids for throwing the rocks so surely the teachers just making the situation worse by making life hard for mustafa and not punishing the rock throwers isnt she? or he if he's a male teacher. still a funny joke.
but its always been called a black board because it is a board and it is black. if you want to be pc get a wipe board and non-permenant markers. itd be something else to call it a coon board or a ****** board but as it isnt why call it a chalk board?
2006-11-20 01:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's ok as long as she doesn't offer Mustaffa some bacon. Or a pork chop.
Because that would be really racist.
2006-11-20 01:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snickering in spite of myself. The liberal in me hopes little Mustaffa marched right up there and wrote it correctly....
2006-11-20 01:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes the teacher is a racist. And yes: the joke is not funny.
Would the joke be any different if we exchange Mustafa's name for "Stig Egil Lyndstroem"?
2006-11-20 01:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by female_daywalker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes definitely.
2006-11-20 01:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Dave S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to the blackboard and write 'Idiot'
2006-11-20 01:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not everything is black and white
but if I get 2 points, does it make it right?
2006-11-20 01:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, Silly, Silly!!!
2006-11-20 01:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by valleylaydee85 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋