Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 09:02:24 · 4 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Polls & Surveys

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos there. Not surprisingly, some worhippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a mehtod to sort the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the ... CHIP MONKS!

2006-11-20 09:02:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."

The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"

2006-11-20 09:01:17 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 09:01:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

its a really bubbly funky beat.

2006-11-20 09:01:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just Wondering!

2006-11-20 08:59:56 · 25 answers · asked by Legion 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.

"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.

"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"

"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"

"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"

"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ...BAD DOG!"

2006-11-20 08:59:22 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 08:59:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I was wondering how a virgo man and a virgo woman would do when dating?

2006-11-20 08:58:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

10 pts for the FREEEEEAAAAAKIEST!!!

2006-11-20 08:58:08 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:58:03 · 5 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:57:00 · 1 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Should I have an "official" under my name like Jay-Z?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhP7V1H5m2JoKlZBVXb34ZsjzKIX?qid=20061024192247AAGNlIa

After all, I am the official XTRALARGE!

2006-11-20 08:56:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-20 08:56:16 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:55:53 · 8 answers · asked by Hellfire 3 in Music

I cannot wait for a laptop I am getting in a few weeks and I can't pass the time.

2006-11-20 08:54:54 · 5 answers · asked by THAgiftTHATkeepsONgivin' 2 in Other - Entertainment

Who did you want to win American Idol last time?

2006-11-20 08:54:50 · 12 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Television

2006-11-20 08:54:22 · 11 answers · asked by Maddie 2 in Celebrities

Tricky but not impossible!

2006-11-20 08:54:05 · 15 answers · asked by Becca M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 08:54:01 · 11 answers · asked by Big Bruv 2 in Music

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

2006-11-20 08:53:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

technology student association
new event for me don't know much help please
theme is through the eyes of a child
Imaging Technology

Participants (one individual per chapter) capture images and process photographic prints for display that depict the current year’s published theme. Finalists participate in an on-site event in which they record digital images and utilize multimedia software to prepare a storyboard/outline and media presentation of newsworthy TSA conference activities and events. The theme for 2007 is Through the Eyes of a Child.
http://www.tsaweb.org/content.asp?contentid=516

2006-11-20 08:53:27 · 1 answers · asked by dachshund_lord 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:53:18 · 3 answers · asked by katrin t 1 in Music

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."

"I can't wear these," she said.

"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."

"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.

He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.

"Put these on," he said.

Jill replied, "I can't wear these."

"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.

Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.

"I can't get in to these," he said.

"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"

2006-11-20 08:53:09 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Like, if you can see what death is like before you actually die, would you or do you want it to be a surprise?

(obviously you would come back, it is just to see what death is like)

2006-11-20 08:52:24 · 23 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:52:20 · 19 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Should i stop asking cheerful questions?
Should i Stop answering not-so-nice questions?

what do you prefer and why?
1)hugs-or-glomps?
2)hugs-or-kiss
3) An afternoon cuddling and swapping stories-or- An afternoon cuddling watching a movie?
4) cuddling-or-no cuddling?
5) seemingly rude Q's and A's-or- nice Q's and A's?

2006-11-20 08:51:52 · 14 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

I absolutley think it is, if people say cheerleading as a sport. I play the flute in Del Mar High School's Marching Band And Colorguard. My stupid pe teacher says i have to write a report on some sport, just cuz i strained a tendon and was out. Anyways i could really use your input.
Thanks,
Manderz
;)

2006-11-20 08:50:58 · 30 answers · asked by Amanda B 1 in Music

a band from the 80's ,and it's a punk band

2006-11-20 08:50:24 · 2 answers · asked by Emily M 1 in Music

Isn't money the most improtant thing? With it your everything, without it you nothing, don't you consider money to be the most important thing in life, and nothing should stand in my way of getting it. Wheter it be friends, family or religon, the 3 demons I mush crush to be wealthy?

So isn't money the most important thing?

2006-11-20 08:50:18 · 23 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys