While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
a man said to his wife .." Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said.. "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
a guy came home to his wife and said to her:
"Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday
a man said to his wife .." Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said.. "Well, you succeeded."
2006-11-20
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