Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

does anyone know what the title was of the cd single of fily houteman a few years ago or where i can find it thanks

2006-11-20 08:18:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

5 percent of college kids from princeton got this and 80 percent of kindergarteners got it right! i got it wen i saw it!

2006-11-20 08:18:10 · 6 answers · asked by jldevin 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Bill & Tom both fancy a pint but they haven't enough money. Bill tells Tom he has an idea, goes into a butcher's & buys a link of sausage. The 2 of them go into a pub & Bill asks for 2 pints. The barman serves them & Bill & Tom drink the pints. When the barman asks for the money Bill undoes his zip & dangles the sausage which he has hidden there, Tom sinks to his knees & starts sucking the sausage. The barman, not knowing it's a sausage goes crazy, calls them dirty b***ards, & throws them out. After doing this in 10 pubs Tom says to Bill....'Bill, this is a great idea of yours but we better stop now, my knees are killing me'...Bill replies...'Think yourself lucky it's only your knees thats killing you'.........'I lost the sausage after the 2nd pub'!!

2006-11-20 08:18:00 · 10 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I could see why a person would want to fish in order to eat. However, I have always thought of fishing as a sport very cruel. Why subject the poor animals to to such pain and terror (which I am sure they feel) and then throw them back in the water. Imagine how it would feel if the same thing happened to you.

2006-11-20 08:17:34 · 9 answers · asked by Ylia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:17:25 · 26 answers · asked by zekey bean 2 in Music

And I mean real love not, 15 think your in love im talking the REAL stuff!!!

also do you love easily? How old were you when you first said it?

2006-11-20 08:17:05 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the class there is going to be a small quiz, and the teacher is going to hand back a past test. I believe I can skip the quiz because my other quizzes are good, and the quiz grade isn't worth that much in the final overall course grade. The thing is I know the teacher is going to take attendance, because she is going to expect people not to show. I haven't missed a class yet, and it takes like 3 class misses to flail the class.

I catch the grey hound bus home and its an 2 hour ride from my school to where I live at.

So should I skip, it?

2006-11-20 08:15:32 · 9 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-20 08:15:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then why was their a pair of gloves hidden in the turducken?

2006-11-20 08:14:40 · 12 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:14:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

chris brown is so hot I think he is so nice and so cute.

2006-11-20 08:14:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-20 08:13:50 · 5 answers · asked by momof3 1 in Celebrities

It smells like dirty sweaty socks to me.

2006-11-20 08:13:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The croccidile hunter died

2006-11-20 08:13:13 · 18 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Television

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"

2006-11-20 08:13:02 · 52 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 08:12:32 · 31 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 08:12:18 · 31 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

What can i do when my music is on limewire? And how can I get it off of there?

2006-11-20 08:11:45 · 5 answers · asked by Jason R 1 in Music

Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

Have you noticed that since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?

I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

There is a theory stating that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Another theory states that this has already happened.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

You read about all these terrorists, most of whom came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

2006-11-20 08:11:40 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Why?

2006-11-20 08:11:04 · 4 answers · asked by fslcaptain737 4 in Polls & Surveys

1.When you're sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad.

2.When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.When you smile I will know you finally got laid.

4.When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.

6.When you are confused I will use little words.

7.When you are sick stay the hell away from me.I don't want whatever you have.

8.When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9.This is my oath...I pledge it 'til the end."Why?" you may ask;Because I am your friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth.

2006-11-20 08:10:25 · 7 answers · asked by binary 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean we seem so lonely though our world is more crowded today. We fear of strangers in the streets and we usually just get in a car in the morning and get off it in the evening... We sometimes make friends on the Internet just because they are behind the screen and never visit us unless we want to. That's what we call a comfortable situation. Don't you think it's strange?

2006-11-20 08:09:38 · 20 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Maxwell is one fine piece of meat! I need a new album out from him soon!

2006-11-20 08:09:17 · 2 answers · asked by blackbeetlewidow 4 in Music

the link to the movie is below
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Invisible-Man-1941-Classic-Monster-Collection_W0QQitemZ270057205012QQihZ017QQcategoryZ617QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2006-11-20 08:09:06 · 4 answers · asked by macgyver 1 in Movies

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

2006-11-20 08:08:55 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think?

2006-11-20 08:08:40 · 10 answers · asked by poprocksandsocks 2 in Movies

2006-11-20 08:08:39 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol short and sweet please

2006-11-20 08:08:13 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

If it takes one cell 60 seconds to divide in a cup and fill it to the top how long will it take two cells to fill it up?(hint the answer is not 30 seconds.)

2006-11-20 08:08:01 · 9 answers · asked by M R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

what doyou think is sexy. or how do you know someone is flirting?

2006-11-20 08:07:22 · 1 answers · asked by sweetheart--xo 2 in Polls & Surveys