1.When you're sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad.
2.When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile I will know you finally got laid.
4.When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick stay the hell away from me.I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9.This is my oath...I pledge it 'til the end."Why?" you may ask;Because I am your friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth.
2006-11-20 08:10:25 · 7 answers · asked by binary 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oi! You!
I sent you that one.... and i got it off of here!!!!....
just so everyone else knows.......lol
now where's my 10 points?!
2006-11-21 09:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Especially : Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth! LOL! I LOVE THAT!
2006-11-20 08:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is male friendship /mateship/etc
wouldn't work with females lol
2006-11-20 11:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww...I got that in my e-mail from a friend a couple of months ago...I think it's way cute!! ;)
2006-11-20 08:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha that is nice! How sweet!!!! Makes me want a friend like you
2006-11-20 08:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dis iz nice
2006-11-20 08:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was incredibly stupid.
2006-11-20 08:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋