Bill & Tom both fancy a pint but they haven't enough money. Bill tells Tom he has an idea, goes into a butcher's & buys a link of sausage. The 2 of them go into a pub & Bill asks for 2 pints. The barman serves them & Bill & Tom drink the pints. When the barman asks for the money Bill undoes his zip & dangles the sausage which he has hidden there, Tom sinks to his knees & starts sucking the sausage. The barman, not knowing it's a sausage goes crazy, calls them dirty b***ards, & throws them out. After doing this in 10 pubs Tom says to Bill....'Bill, this is a great idea of yours but we better stop now, my knees are killing me'...Bill replies...'Think yourself lucky it's only your knees thats killing you'.........'I lost the sausage after the 2nd pub'!!
2006-11-20 08:18:00 · 10 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarous dat was very funny.... i bet TOM got disgusted and gave BILL some good punches or blows and then he went home to vomit and wash his whole mouth with disinfecteant.....am still laughing dat was a good one.
2006-11-22 07:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny rating 9/10
2006-11-20 08:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by JAMES W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great joke, but it was posted just a few days ago.
2006-11-20 08:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 very gd
2006-11-20 08:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheeky cheeky! 6/10
2006-11-20 08:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still a classic
2006-11-20 08:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
2006-11-20 08:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, laughed my A.ss off and my socks... i loved it...10 from me.
2006-11-20 09:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one
2006-11-20 10:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....pretty funny tho' !
2006-11-20 09:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋