lol short and sweet please
2006-11-20 08:08:13 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo momma so ugly she made blind children cry lol
2006-11-20 08:12:00 · update #1
you mama so poor she doesn't even have "Leave-ins" in her toaster!!! Ha Ha Ha!!
2006-11-20 13:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
yo momma's like Mervyns, everything's for sale
yo momma's like a library book, everyone's checking her out
yo momma's like a sidewalk, everyone's walking all over her
yo momma's like a slinky, it's fun to push her down the stairs
2006-11-20 08:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Lacy L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so dumb she wanted to send a voice mail so she yelled in an envelope....
check this link out.....it has a lot of "yo momma" jokes.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo_momma_jokes#.22Yo.27_momma.27s_so_stupid....22
2006-11-20 08:13:00 · answer #3 · answered by kpcoco0870 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so stuipd she ran in to a park car
2006-11-20 08:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by team_angel51 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so dumb she told the police she got hit by a parked car!
2006-11-20 08:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by jmwest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know who's got some good "Yo Mamma" jokes...?
Yo momma...
2006-11-20 08:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Wedding Crasher 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There are no good Yo Momma jokes out there. They are so lame.
2006-11-20 08:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
yer mama's so dum she thinks this is funny
yer mamas so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers
yer mamas so ugly she has little round circles all over her body from being touched by ten ft poles
2006-11-20 08:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad
2006-11-20 08:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ground Xero 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorite is your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow.. and skittles popped out!!! haha
2006-11-20 08:14:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I slept with yo mamma
And now it stings when I pee
2006-11-20 08:10:19 · answer #11 · answered by abcdefgh 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋