so bad lately i sent the wife out to sell her body. She agreed because we were in danger of loosing the house. She went out, mattress on her back and a till on her head and when she came back four hours later I said how did it go?. She said i've got five pounds and ten pence. Ten pence I said, what lousy bugger gave you ten pence. She said all of them.!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-20 08:29:17 · 11 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its a joke before you slag me !!!!!
2006-11-20 08:29:49 · update #1
i don't get it, but maybe i should learn what a till is...
2006-11-20 08:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 pence....I would expect her to wash my car and hoover it after I had finished if she wanted that much off me...just joking mate, i am sure shes a lovely girl, and its you and me thats keeping this category going (for the boys) Keep up the good work
2006-11-20 16:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL well i don't think for one min you would send your wife out with a mattress on her back and a till on her head lol nice one!!
2006-11-20 16:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by red devil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did the math dear and i must say she is a really hard worker...51 men in 4 hours WOW she must hav a lil sometin sometin going for her.
2006-11-22 15:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... that poor woman must've been ugly as sin or horrible in the sack, either way that guy is screwed, too.
2006-11-20 16:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10/10 go boy go i liked that 1
2006-11-20 16:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry won't slag you off i found it funny keep up the good workxXx
2006-11-20 16:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must admit she is a hard worker.
2006-11-20 16:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whew she was workin
2006-11-20 16:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wernt bad ha ha ha
2006-11-20 16:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋