While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
a man said to his wife .." Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said.. "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
a guy came home to his wife and said to her:
"Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday
a man said to his wife .." Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said.. "Well, you succeeded."
2006-11-20 08:21:04 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved all of them, very funny, just told the wife and she thought so to:)
2006-11-20 08:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 ploppy lmao 8/10
2006-11-20 16:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Xclent heres an extra, A man rushes into the house and shouts to his wife "Quick darling pack your cases i've won the lottery" she exclaims "Oh wow are we going on holiday" to which he says "No just pack your cases.........and f*ck off!!!"
2006-11-20 16:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see the jokes are getting better on here - well done.
2006-11-20 16:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! some good ones there!
2006-11-20 16:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by Low profile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, that's typical marriage humor for ya. lol
2006-11-20 16:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are ok, 2nd one is best with a 2/10!!
2006-11-20 16:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat funny, i like the first one
2006-11-20 16:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by necrodamus818 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the first one the rest were funny too xXx
2006-11-20 16:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I shall be retelling none of these.
2006-11-20 16:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋