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.......I don't know what to say.............. I'm not sure.... how to tell you......more clearly then your girlfriend did by doing it...........?
I have a story that might cheer you up, eh eh hemm...
once there was an ugly guy, and everyone said he would amount to anything, and one day an angry mob chased him out of the village. he thought he'd lost all hope when he found a mighty fruit tree. plucked off the fruits until he found one that fit, then he ran back to the village. yes, no one recognized him. he became very rich... THE END

2006-11-20 08:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Your obviously such a stunningly handsome man that she is afraid that if other women gaze upon your beauty they will attempt to steal you away from her.

No doubt she also engages in these othe common habits of those who are dating the Tragically good looking...
She imagines you are someone else during sex. (and actively calls you by that name)
Pretends she does not know you if you run into friends of hers without your bag on.
Graciously allows you to spend your fortune on her...(You are no doubt wealthy)
Spends many nights going out with her "girlfriends" and coming back the next morning so you can get a good nights rest.

2006-11-20 16:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by SALMON 5 · 0 0

You should ask her to wear one over her head when you are in public.

2006-11-20 16:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0 0

coz she wants to flirt around and she doesn want you to see her so let that paper bag be over you head, that's good for your health

2006-11-20 16:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by CherOkeeGurL 4 · 0 0

Why do you insist on her wearing one in bed?

2006-11-20 16:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0 0

Hey where's my puppy, kitten bits smoothie?

She does'nt want my mother to recognize you and start beating the sh­it out of you

2006-11-20 16:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you want my honest opinion......
Or should I just lie.
Fine, she's saying she doesn't want to share your face with anyone and doesn't want anyone to look at you.
Now, you can take that in the good way
Or the bad way.

2006-11-20 16:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0 0

Because she's embarrassed to be out in public with you.

2006-11-20 16:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0 1

Oh that is the new look this year. Make her wear one too.
☺
lol

2006-11-20 16:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

Because you look like Brad Pitt and she doesn't want other women all over you.

2006-11-20 16:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 0 1

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