Jack and Jill were getting married.
Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."
"I can't wear these," she said.
"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."
"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.
He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.
"Put these on," he said.
Jill replied, "I can't wear these."
"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.
Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.
"I can't get in to these," he said.
"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"
2006-11-20 08:53:09 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
round of applause for you ploppy
2006-11-20 09:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, 8
2006-11-20 16:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. But how tragically sad for Jack as well!
2006-11-20 16:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY NICE 8 outta 10
2006-11-20 16:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by aligrespeq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny i give it a 9
2006-11-20 16:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! thats pretty funny. I'll have to remember that.
2006-11-20 16:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by K L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww... the control freak isn't gonna get any p*ssy, sucks for him.
2006-11-20 17:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. That's actually based on a true story.
2006-11-20 16:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by rolandofgileadiscool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-20 16:56:35 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-20 17:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋