A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.
"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.
"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"
"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"
"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"
"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"
"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ...BAD DOG!"
2006-11-20 08:59:22 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. this one was hilarious. thanks 1000 for the laugh. you just made my day.
2006-11-20 09:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm
2006-11-20 09:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfgg thats hilarious excellent joke
2006-11-20 09:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA thats pretty funny!!! lmao
2006-11-20 09:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by xXxLissaxXx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awful .
2006-11-20 09:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-20 09:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i smiled
2006-11-20 09:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's disgusting and not funny...
2006-11-20 09:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋