Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

I am, and I will!

2006-11-20 09:19:46 · 21 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

By the OJ fiasco?

2006-11-20 09:19:40 · 5 answers · asked by hoosier daddy 2 in Polls & Surveys

How long do u think Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise's marriage will last? I dont wish them bad or anything, shoot it would be nice to see a "Holywood" couple last, but honestly, how many yrs (or months or days) do u think they'll last???

Im hoping they at least make it past the 7 yr mark!!

2006-11-20 09:19:33 · 16 answers · asked by Lil'MissSnshne 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-20 09:19:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Totally devastated, he pulls out a gun and points it at his own head.
His wife bursts out laughing.
Paddy says " I don't know what youre fecking laughing at...youre next"

2006-11-20 09:19:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I DO!
My belly has been hurting since noon, I feel like I have a fever, and I have 40 minutes left at work. I'm having a pity party for myself. You are invited

2006-11-20 09:19:24 · 20 answers · asked by Sunnie 5 in Polls & Surveys

Patent Pending.
theyre a local band from long island. theyve gotten pretty big over the summer with playing the warped tour and going on the gym class heroes tour. it kinda sucks because now they dont have as many long island shows as they used to. but anyways i was just wondering if anybody on here has heard of them.
i love them. theyre my favorite band. and if you have heard of them and get the chance to meet them you should because they are the nicest people ever.

2006-11-20 09:19:16 · 4 answers · asked by Summer 2 in Music

2006-11-20 09:19:01 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

When he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you," he shone his torch round the room but could see nobody so he continued his evil deed. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you ." The man shone his torch round the room this time he spots a parrot , he goes over to the parrot and says, " so you are Jesus" , the parrot answered, " no my name is polly" Jesus is the rottwiller sitting in the corner

2006-11-20 09:18:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a blonde a red head and a brunette are aboned in the woods. the brunette says girls we need to split up and search the woods for supplies. They all agree and the brunette heads out first. she comes back with a dear and the blonde asks what do we need that for. the brunette says if we get hungry we can eat it. The red head goes out and then comes back with a bucket of water. The blonde asks what is that for and the red head says i we get thirsty we can drink it. Then the blonde goes out and comes back with a car door. Both the brunette and the red head as what is that for and the blonde says if we get hot we can roll down the window.

2006-11-20 09:18:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 09:18:38 · 19 answers · asked by Teeza 1 in Horoscopes

what do you think about his hair? (he dyed it blonde) (hes from MCR) ... :D

2006-11-20 09:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Jello 4 in Music

2006-11-20 09:18:08 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I stoped once he didn't get me the Puppy I wanted, which was when I was in my single digits, that Fat Bastard, didn't get me the puppy I wanted, after that he was dead to me.

When did it happen to you?

2006-11-20 09:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hi everyone...you know the Orange phone advert..the reall cute one at the moment with the 2smiley plastic models walking together(in love)??They wind up!well this is a proper question...does anyone know where i can get one of them?? ANY OTHER IDEAS ANYONE??? THANKS VERY MUCH.

2006-11-20 09:17:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

rapists fight authority authority rarely wins?

2006-11-20 09:17:28 · 10 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it because I set my sights on you (and no one else will do)?

2006-11-20 09:17:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The character says it with some accent I'm unsure about... a fellow at work has challenged us to find the TV show it's from... if you know the character's name and/or who played the role, that information would be nice to have. Let's show this guy that the folks at Yahoo Answers can answer anything! Thanks to all, and ten points to the first and most complete answer.

2006-11-20 09:16:53 · 3 answers · asked by Mike S 7 in Television

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem.

He looks up at the Eskimo and says, 'You've blown a seal, mate.'
To which the Eskimo hastily replies, 'No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache.'

2006-11-20 09:16:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He takes a wallet filled with ten thousand pounds cash, and promptly he loses his wallet in the bidding hall...he goes up to the auctioneers podium and declares "I will give a reward of one hundred pounds to anybody who finds my wallet with the ten thousand in"
There is a mad flurry of people looking around on the floor, then a Scottish man calls out " I will give anyone who finds it one hundred and fifty"

2006-11-20 09:16:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mad fan

2006-11-20 09:16:22 · 3 answers · asked by trevberry@btinternet.com 1 in Television

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!!! Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring, but now i've a full time job to find the fuckin thing!! It used to be embarrising the way it would behave! for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave, now as old age approaches it sure does make me blue to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoe!!!!

2006-11-20 09:16:12 · 19 answers · asked by kate 0504 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Stamps? Do you use your tongue directly or you wet then by your fingers?

2006-11-20 09:16:09 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

"Grandpa make the noise of a frog please"
"Awwww why do you want me to do that Jenny".
"Coss Grandma says when you croak we can go to Disney land."..

2006-11-20 09:15:56 · 7 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 09:15:48 · 6 answers · asked by Winnie2004 2 in Movies

2006-11-20 09:15:26 · 22 answers · asked by Jumble 4 in Celebrities

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."



There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."


A man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

2006-11-20 09:15:17 · 7 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I get to the front to sing and i chicken out but the teacher says:"nobody here is shy this is the first song we are going to sing here you get use to it".

2006-11-20 09:15:11 · 3 answers · asked by y 1 in Music

2006-11-20 09:14:57 · 36 answers · asked by Breezy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I sure have. It involved a phone, a high school and a threat of explosive proportions.

2006-11-20 09:14:55 · 19 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys