When he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you," he shone his torch round the room but could see nobody so he continued his evil deed. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you ." The man shone his torch round the room this time he spots a parrot , he goes over to the parrot and says, " so you are Jesus" , the parrot answered, " no my name is polly" Jesus is the rottwiller sitting in the corner
2006-11-20 09:18:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very good
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
2006-11-20 09:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good, 8/10.
2006-11-20 17:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! But, the real Jesus wasn't watching him, because God can't look upon sin.
#1denverfan
2006-11-20 17:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*hilarious* lol i frreggin loved it 10 outta 10 babez!
2006-11-20 17:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-20 17:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who calls their rothwiller Jesus??????????
2006-11-21 16:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ballyskenachgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-20 17:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.
2006-11-20 17:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋