Totally devastated, he pulls out a gun and points it at his own head.
His wife bursts out laughing.
Paddy says " I don't know what youre fecking laughing at...youre next"
2006-11-20 09:19:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't beat a good old irish joke mate, you can just imagine it can't you, him standing there with the gun to his head.
That made me laugh big time. That is the good thing about this site, people sharing a laugh or two, thanks mark 1
2006-11-20 10:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao could of been blonde
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days.
The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.
The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"
2006-11-20 09:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-29 06:46:59 · answer #3 · answered by devoss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Russian goes home from work early and finds his wife in bed with the next door neighbour. He says "What are you doing you fool? There's butter in the shops!"
2006-11-20 09:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by David R 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha
2006-11-20 09:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a Groan with a smile
2006-11-20 09:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's brill,one for me to try and remember!
2006-11-20 09:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-20 09:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao
2006-11-20 09:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by neha 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok that IS funny!!
2006-11-20 09:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋