My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!!! Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring, but now i've a full time job to find the fuckin thing!! It used to be embarrising the way it would behave! for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave, now as old age approaches it sure does make me blue to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoe!!!!
2006-11-20 09:16:12 · 19 answers · asked by kate 0504 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A friend a friend in-dead it needs to sprout up its life and brighten its days.A trip a trip it will seek a cave in the the dark a new begining a tree will emerge.
2006-11-20 09:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by DR.Frankie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is at least 15 years old, if not older...
I think George Burns once said "an old man having sex is like shooting a game of pool with a rope instead of a cue." :-)
2006-11-20 09:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by sectumsempra_avada_kedavra 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-20 09:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well there is one fault with that, guy's willies double up as water spout and sexual tool, perhaps it should read 'what used to be my sex appeal is now ONLY a water spout'....but that's just me being picky......
2006-11-21 02:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just like a christmas tree! The balls are only for decoration
2006-11-20 09:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it: The Butler was dressing the aged Squire when he noticed that his employer had an erection. 'Shall I inform Madam, Sir' he asked politely. 'No, Jeeves' replied the Squire 'fetch me my baggy trousers and I'll smuggle it into the City'................
2006-11-20 10:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o boy I'm glad i have a Wilbert to think what all them girls go through saggy titties, giving birth,middle age madness,tampons will i go on????? hehehehe thumbs up for the willies yeee haaaaa
2006-11-20 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Know the feeling
2006-11-20 10:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It needs some loving.
2006-11-20 09:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by Emma B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that sounds like my girlfriend oops i mean me lol very funny
2006-11-20 09:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋