"Grandpa make the noise of a frog please"
"Awwww why do you want me to do that Jenny".
"Coss Grandma says when you croak we can go to Disney land."..
2006-11-20 09:15:56 · 7 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very cute
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.
"But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It is post-dated six years from now."
2006-11-20 09:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee. Wicked
2006-11-20 09:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear darling child
2006-11-20 09:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouth of babes!
2006-11-20 09:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, thats so mean.
2006-11-20 09:43:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2006-11-20 09:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good !!
2006-11-20 09:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋