At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
A man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
2006-11-20 09:15:17 · 7 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you get a joke book last Chritmas, I dont how you do it, but keep doin it !!! 10/10
2006-11-20 10:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first is probably funny to women.
I find second one funny.
Third is funny to men who hate their women.
2006-11-20 09:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mate M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extreamly funny... i tink i will be laughing till christmas day i cant wait to share this one.
2006-11-22 07:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they're funny.
2006-11-20 09:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2006-11-20 09:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think they are lol
2006-11-20 09:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they're not funny... they're hilarious!
2006-11-20 09:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋