Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

On a dark and rainy night a hitchhiker was having no luck finding a ride. Finally a car stopped and he got in. But something was very odd - there was no driver! Suddenly the car started moving. The hitchhiker saw a curve coming up and reached for the steering wheel but a hand came through the window and turned the car. the ride continued, and each time a curve came, the hand reached in and turned the car just in time. Finally the car stopped and the hitchhiker ran into a bar, ordered a large Scotch, and told everyone what had just happened. Then two men came up to him. What did they say?

2006-11-16 13:10:19 · 17 answers · asked by shortcutie2708 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 13:09:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

You will have to work for Bunji to know the actual date.People say its either January or December or November. I mean hey at least 2007 which is around the corner which will be the time the commercing starts and everyone gets excited.

2006-11-16 13:09:31 · 4 answers · asked by michael w 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it a good idea to have the Great American Smoke out? How many have actually quit for good because of this one day?

2006-11-16 13:08:27 · 11 answers · asked by NANCY K 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody else just love that movie School of Rock. I just love it I can watch that movie over and over. It is so cool how summer changes the way she does.

2006-11-16 13:08:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?
Here are the testimonials of
a few people who did...
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word.
He knew better.
*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget .
*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.
Now, didn't that feel good ?

2006-11-16 13:07:17 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 13:07:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-16 13:06:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 13:06:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

cause see i need money for a thing ppl to ppl where u go to another country and i was just curious wat other ppl thought kmart would think

2006-11-16 13:05:59 · 11 answers · asked by donielle 7 in Polls & Surveys

Next year in April I am going to see Christina live(I'm hyped cuz I got VIP passes)and I was wondering what kind of things she does. I heard she does really fancy tricks but I am not sure yet. I kinda want to know.

2006-11-16 13:05:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches....or Elephant Ears....or Candy Apples!
mmmmm :o)

2006-11-16 13:04:47 · 47 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Polls & Surveys

name 1 and be creative. i do NOT CARE. anything will work. think of something crazy for me to do. garrr.

2006-11-16 13:04:44 · 19 answers · asked by frank d is not an addict 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 13:03:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So what are your fears? I'm making a film on fears and I would like some ideas.

Ive only thought of: Drowning, rape, torture...

2006-11-16 13:03:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any type is fine

2006-11-16 13:03:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

**** i hate middle school

2006-11-16 13:02:30 · 23 answers · asked by VOOL 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 13:01:14 · 16 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Music

2006-11-16 13:01:11 · 31 answers · asked by Kati 2 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-16 13:00:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So as an adult, it's your right to act like one right? Can you fully do that because of all the under 18's on here? I mean do you ever feel overly censored at times?
I do from time to time, and this is nothing against the teens, I'm just curious.
For the teens how about same situation in your sense?

2006-11-16 12:59:51 · 18 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have this riddle and I have to get to the bottom of it, thank you whoever has the answer:

A salesperson goes to a man's house. The man turns out to be a mathmatician. He tells the salesman, he will buy something once the salesman figures out the ages of the mathamatician's three children. The mathamatician gave 3 clues:
1.) The sum of the 3 ages equals 13.
2.) The product of the 3 ages equals the mathamatician's street address.
Up to this point the salesman was confused and didn't know the answer. Then the mathmatician said...
3.) The eldest child is alergic to chocolate.
Once this was said the salesman quickly found out the answer.

- The 3 ages are specific. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!! THANKS.

2006-11-16 12:59:41 · 7 answers · asked by Mr Nice Guy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-16 12:59:13 · 20 answers · asked by Dizzy K 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 12:59:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A book on how to read.

Inflatable dart boards

Reuseable ice cubes

The water-proof towel

Zero proof alcohol

Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

Rolls Royce pickup truck

Turnip ice cream

Pedal-powered wheel chairs

See-through toilet tissue

Watermelon seed sorter

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Powdered water

Submarine screen doors

Waterproof tea bags

2006-11-16 12:59:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I used to have a mixed tape that had a song where Eve redid Whitney Houstons "Didn't we almost have it all". Can anyone tell me where to find this song again?

2006-11-16 12:58:07 · 5 answers · asked by mama of 4 3 in Music

2006-11-16 12:57:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-16 12:57:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me, it's Hannibal Lector or that dude on "The Green Mile" - that child molester/killer.

2006-11-16 12:56:53 · 19 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Movies

You've gone to an un-staffed AOL room to give tech support.
You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.
Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You think faster than the computer.
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
"Where did the time go?"
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!

2006-11-16 12:56:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles