On a dark and rainy night a hitchhiker was having no luck finding a ride. Finally a car stopped and he got in. But something was very odd - there was no driver! Suddenly the car started moving. The hitchhiker saw a curve coming up and reached for the steering wheel but a hand came through the window and turned the car. the ride continued, and each time a curve came, the hand reached in and turned the car just in time. Finally the car stopped and the hitchhiker ran into a bar, ordered a large Scotch, and told everyone what had just happened. Then two men came up to him. What did they say?
2006-11-16 13:10:19 · 17 answers · asked by shortcutie2708 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
?????WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP US PUSH THE CAR???
2006-11-16 13:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by )o( 4 · 7⤊ 2⤋
I severed my partners hand and stood right by the car with a stick which had his hand taped to it. I turned on every curb and helped you through it. BBQWTFLOLPWN
2006-11-16 21:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey mate, you didnt pay for that ride on the dodgem car!!!!!!!
2006-11-17 05:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by pasky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you wanna ride the Rollercoaster again??
2006-11-16 21:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We thought you was a ghost, that is why we did not ask you to push.
2006-11-16 23:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a nice ride in the car that we were pushing?
2006-11-16 21:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by sur2124 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"That'll be 5 bucks for the drink."
2006-11-17 07:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you help us push the car, you free loader?!
2006-11-16 21:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I agree with darlingni...
2006-11-16 22:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy holidays????
=)
2006-11-16 21:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
why didnt you help us push
2006-11-16 22:10:48 · answer #11 · answered by D.L. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋