You've gone to an un-staffed AOL room to give tech support.
You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.
Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".
You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You think faster than the computer.
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.
Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
"Where did the time go?"
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!
2006-11-16 12:56:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you forgot:
when you go around saying things like OMG, OMFG, LOL, and LMFAO when something is funny or exciting
when you find yourself writing essays in internet-speak
when you dont do your homework because you just HAD to get your internet fix
when you automatically translate any and all typos imto whatevre maeks senes.
(who read that last one as whatever makes sense... without noticing the typos?)
when you cant return a phone call because you're on Yahoo! Answers.
lmao, i really need to get a life, but i just dont have time....:P
2006-11-16 13:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This man was 24. At some point we generally consider someone an adult capable of making proper decisions and that is usually considered 18 to 21 years of age. Parents can't follow their kids around forever, they have to hope they have done a good job of raising their children and send them out into the world. Also this would not apply to everyone, some have lost their parents along the way. Some parents don't want any involvement in their adult childs life. No its just not feasable. In this individual case im sure the father would have wanted to know why his son wanted weapons. Owning a gun carries certain responsibilities. We try to weed out persons who have shown to be irresponsible but sometimes people change. If we eliminate weapons from this person he would have found a different way of enacting his killing spree. Perhaps he would have fabricated some sort of bomb instead. He devoloped the mindset of a premeditated killer even refering to himself as the joker as if he were acting out the movie.
2016-05-21 21:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for reminding me to get off the computer!!! and get a life!!!!!
Where have the time goes..Oh My GOD! wheres my husband my kids!
and where am I ???!!!!
What...! its 2006 to 2007. The last time I remember its 2005....
2006-11-16 14:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cool!
thx for the warning, i'll know when to sign off LOL!
2006-11-16 14:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by smxartxistic325 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You just totally described me! :)
2006-11-16 13:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it and all your jokes they are so funny
2006-11-16 13:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i forgot those
2006-11-16 13:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋