Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2006

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2006-11-16 12:28:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 12:27:35 · 29 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

17. Remember - you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
16. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
15. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
14. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
13. Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
12. Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
11. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
09. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
08. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
07. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
06. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
05. A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
04. Sadly, all men are created equal.
03. Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
02. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
01. There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.

2006-11-16 12:27:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

omg does vanessa anne hudgens from high school musical have a belly button ring i saw this pic and i thought so http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=82407064 go and see

2006-11-16 12:27:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-16 12:26:49 · 11 answers · asked by VOOL 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 12:24:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 12:24:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."

The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.

With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."

2006-11-16 12:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-11-16 12:23:12 · 22 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Eyes- Tori Spelling
Nose- Paris Hilton
Mouuth- Courty Love
Body- Calista Flockhart
Boobs- Britney Spears
Butt- Lindsay Lohan
100% Perfect!!

2006-11-16 12:22:58 · 17 answers · asked by Chew my Fat 2 in Polls & Surveys

change my name/avatar?

2006-11-16 12:22:17 · 23 answers · asked by BlackHearted 2 in Polls & Surveys

my kid has got a Harry Potter book quiz, and needs help.
i have managed 44 out of 50 so far, just need to get last 6 now.
please help if you can

1 what does S.P.E.W. stand for ???
2 what was the dragon called, that Victoy Klum fought ???
3 which was 'mad-eyed' Mooney's false eye ???
4 what is the number on the front of the Hogwarts express ???
5 what did proffessor Umbridge tell Harry to write ???
and
6 how many secret passages lead to Hogsmead ???

also in the books, what were the colours of Hermoine's dress and no12. Grimmaud Place??? ( to settle arguement)

thanks in advance for any help.

2006-11-16 12:22:16 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-16 12:22:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

erm, not with girlfriend eh?

2006-11-16 12:22:01 · 14 answers · asked by VOOL 5 in Polls & Surveys

get me the website for the diary of anne frank script now!

2006-11-16 12:21:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-16 12:21:39 · 9 answers · asked by Logan B 1 in Music

2006-11-16 12:21:09 · 10 answers · asked by Hammer 2 in Music

i love the Irish accent......


please if you pick British please specify cause Britain is made up of 4 countries.......

2006-11-16 12:20:37 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you camp, (if you camp), do you roast marshmallows?

I have to! (In fact, we forgot to buy marshmallows before we went, and I made my dad go to Wal-Mart to get some! They were delicious!)

=)

2006-11-16 12:19:57 · 23 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

It goes "balls to the walls bang da bang diggy diggy"
It is in the movie fast and the furious tokyo drift

2006-11-16 12:19:20 · 2 answers · asked by steinerboyus 1 in Music

telling how he would of killed ron and nicole if he would of done it.

2006-11-16 12:19:06 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-16 12:18:35 · 29 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

grippig the wheel his knuckles went white with desire-the wheels of his mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a 45 True death 400 horsepower of maximum preformance piercing the night this is .....................

2006-11-16 12:17:51 · 5 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Music

A sense of satisfaction?

2006-11-16 12:17:50 · 25 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

what's some good slow jams song

2006-11-16 12:16:25 · 6 answers · asked by imisz filipina 2 in Music

A-ha (Band from the 80's) My wife and I were having a bit of a discussion. I say the song "Take on me" would be well known in the U.S. and she says A-Ha didnt make it at all in America so therefore that song would be little known!

2006-11-16 12:16:22 · 10 answers · asked by shevlad2004 2 in Music

I liked 3....the eye of the tiger, baby!;)

2006-11-16 12:16:19 · 11 answers · asked by tigerchick411 2 in Movies

2006-11-16 12:16:12 · 3 answers · asked by tropiks 1 in Celebrities

Can anyone give me a diagram or something of the indivdual symbols and lines and signs on your hand according to palm reading? Like something that shows me where my life line and love line are and explains all the different lines and their significance? Thanx!

2006-11-16 12:15:42 · 2 answers · asked by Rick R 5 in Horoscopes

I need a good metaphorical song to analyze for english can anybody help?

2006-11-16 12:15:25 · 6 answers · asked by Me 2 in Music