17. Remember - you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
16. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
15. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
14. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
13. Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
12. Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
11. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
09. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
08. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
07. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
06. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
05. A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
04. Sadly, all men are created equal.
03. Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
02. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
01. There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
2006-11-16 12:27:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont get mad guys, it is just a joke
2006-11-16 12:27:57 · update #1
lol gurl, u soo against guys:S, take it easy lol, but still funny hahaha
2006-11-17 10:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥babygurl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
behind every good man is a great woman if those 17 pointers are anything to go by not many great women left is there (ha ha)
2006-11-16 20:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like #6
2006-11-16 20:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
geeze a little harsh there. Sounds like you had a bad relationship. I happen to have a wonderful man who is in love with me and I with him. Sorry but I do not agree with your little "joke"
2006-11-16 20:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by miamac49616 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HeHe, of course it's just a joke - none of that could possibly be true! HeHe.
2006-11-16 20:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Newt 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good thing these r jokes... they r jokes right : l
2006-11-16 20:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are so true...Thanks for the laugh
2006-11-16 20:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
SO YOU FINIALLY FIGURED US OUT . GAME OVER . NOW BEND OVER
2006-11-16 20:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very right on. Thank you.
2006-11-16 20:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by Maji 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL:)
2006-11-16 20:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋