An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.
With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
2006-11-16 12:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO that's funny
2006-11-16 12:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am very disturbed by this!
It disturbed me that the preacher never asked for the people to send all their life's saving to him so he can have his next overseas holiday. There must be something wrong with this preacher! I wouldn't trust him!
2006-11-16 12:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-11-16 12:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-11-16 12:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, it happens to half of the men over 50.
2006-11-16 12:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Yo it's Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny. Nothing disturbing about it at all.
2006-11-16 12:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by shawns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amused not disturbed...I would only be disturbed if I was the old lady! LOL
2006-11-16 12:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Completely disturbed, but i like it anyways
2006-11-16 12:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm deeply disturbed that this is so funny to me.
2006-11-16 12:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
But no, I'm not disturbed of this.
2006-11-16 12:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by cass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋