SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
HAVE A GREAT DAY
2006-11-16 12:23:12 · 22 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love the blonde jokes and the Italian with a speech impediment!
I am insulted to the max.
Good Job Dude.
2006-11-16 12:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita Margarita 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am NOT a blond, NOT from New York, NOT fat, NOT married...therefore NOT having sex, NOT catholic, NOT redneck, NOT Irish, NOT Chinese, NOT Italian, NOT employed at the Post Office, NOT old......so therefore the short and southern jokes really insult me!!!! I'm very very offended with your rude and uncalled for behavior, I'm letting you go with a warning this time, but if I every catch you insulting me again I'll have no choice but to report you......
2006-11-16 12:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cool
2006-11-16 12:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
now go apply all that obvious extra time on your hands into making $ OR obtaining your education
2006-11-16 12:26:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a joke..... then one day all the Mexicans got tired of people making racist jokes and oops no more people to tell these stupid innapropriate jokes YAY
2016-05-21 21:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Lydia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i totally agree it's retarded go to school kid...u seem to have so much time doing stuff like this...not all chinese people are tall just letting u know that
2006-11-16 12:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by figureskater 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super funny. No, i'm not offended. But, I have heard a lot of those before.
2006-11-16 12:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a crummy thing to say b4 the joke. everybody should learn how to take a joke, but if you are actually TRYING to ofend us . . . well. there is nothing to say i guess have a nice day
2006-11-16 12:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope...not offended. I know how to laugh at a good joke.
2006-11-16 12:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK! I considered myself warned so no offense taken.
2006-11-16 12:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋