THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at
home
>and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he
would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife
hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but
there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
2006-11-14
01:22:25
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