a blonde returns home crying as she failed her driving test, her blonde mother asked her what happened, here she explains
the examiner asked me to turn into this quiiet little country road, by this time i was really nervous, so i yanked my skirt up a little higher revealing i wasnt wearing any panties, i looked at him and realised his gearstick was starting to rise, so i gently palced my hands on his gearstick and softly went through the gears, at that point he asked me to do a parralell park, so i took his hand and placed it on my equivilent leaving us dead paralell, then he asked me to do a 3 point turn, so with 3 moves i managed to leave my seat and place myself above him, then he asked me to do a reverse park, so i gently lowered myself onto his gearstick, when i sensed he was getting close i did a perfect emergency stop, then all i had was the oral test, which i cleaned up easily,
mum asked "why did he fail you then?"
the blonde repied " i wasnt wering my seatbelt"
2006-11-14
02:38:39
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