A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited
for her to leave one night and jumped in a cab to follow
her. He soon found out she was working in a whorehouse.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?"
The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?"
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go
inside the whorehouse, grab his wife and bring her into
the cab.
So the cabbie goes in, and a couple of minutes later the
whorehouse door is kicked open, and the cabbie is
dragging a woman out who is kicking, biting, punching,
and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door, throws the girl inside and tells
the man, "Hold her!"
The man looks down at the girl and screams to the
cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE!"
The cabbie replies, "I know, she's mine; I'm going back in
for yours."
2006-11-14
03:18:02
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