Hit me with the best, most stinging, joke you can come up with. Note only one joke, and it has to be original.
Winner will be awarded best Answer....LOL... come on try....lol
2006-11-14 03:07:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for indecent exposure.
2006-11-14 03:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by mssweets84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so poor that when I stepped on your skateboard yo mama said get off the family car.
2006-11-14 11:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention
your mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute maid
your mama is so poor that when she was kicking a key down the road, i asked her what she was doing she said she was moving
your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
your mama is so old that when she went to the antique shop they kept her.
your mama is so old her birth certificate expired
your mama is so poor she can't even afford to go window shopping
the last one is:your so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering
2006-11-14 15:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Megan H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so black and her teeth are so yellow, that it looks like she's wearing a pittsburgh steelers helmet.
2006-11-14 14:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by milky 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat when she get in the elevator it got to go down!
2006-11-14 11:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by darestobelieve 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
once there was a bug meeting and each one would speak about one of its adventure.one said ''oneday after being tired i landed in a black forest(it didnt know that it was in a vagina of a woman )and it was all black and after a while, there came a bald giant, for sure he was scary so i walked away from him but he came after me untill i reached closed way then i decided to fight him by pushing him but he was also pushing , i pushed he pushed and that happened for so many times and when that made him tired and he felt couldnt fight me , he gave on but spitted on me and went away
2006-11-14 12:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by kaboto 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so dumb she got diarreah and she thought she was melting
Yo momma so nasty shes like NASCAR blows rubbers 4 at a time!
Yo momma so poor her doormat dont say WELCOME, it says WELFARE!
2006-11-14 11:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋