Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
2006-11-14 02:33:26 · 21 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont forget :
1. peeing anywhere,while standing up.
2: not getting fat while pregnant
3: no periods,cramps or menopause
4: being President of the United States
,Super bowl champion,or boxing heavyweight champion of the world.
5: inventing everything known to man
6: walking on the moon
7: having sex with everyone and not being called a "****"
8: having tatoos without looking "trashy"
9: not having to get your hair,feet or nails done
10: not sharing the same gender with Madonna pr RosieODonnel
2006-11-14 02:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jacob Da omniscient 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i don't comprehend, precisely. I truthfully have a undeniable quantity of tolerance for a guy, yet whilst he's the form of guy who gels his hair, gets undesirable grades, flirts with bleach blondes (i think of bleach blondes are somewhat stressful) AND is only too lots of a goof-off (i like a feeling of humor yet incredibly, adequate is adequate) he isn't for me. in basic terms certainly one of those i could be waiting to handle, perhaps confer with him approximately it, yet blended, bye-bye. there are numerous different small puppy peeves i will manage specially parts yet incredibly it relies upon on the ratio of flaws-to-solid issues. numerous issues would desire to be defined as solid or undesirable, and a few issues that are solid for one guy could be undesirable for yet another (i.e. the two play baseball, yet one guy is throughout it and for the different this is in basic terms a interest) so there is incredibly no thank you to tell with out actually writing a novel approximately it. i don't comprehend precisely what that's yet each and every guy has his own flaws and own perfections. or perhaps perfections get tiresome in huge parts; any guy it is suitable isn't suitable because of the fact he's suitable. i think of what's suitable is that there are numerous small flaws and perfections right here and there, approximately even in quantity, and then there is one super perfection and one substantially smaller yet mentioned flaw.
2016-10-22 01:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that may b true 4 U but heer on planet earth most guys aren't EXACLTY the same further more in almost everything U wrote , the opposite happen's 4 Me, or isn't relevant such as I don't watch sports, I play them, etc, & I have many a friend like Myself
2006-11-14 02:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's very great to be a gurl since you guys need us for a support a girl and boy definetly needs a support with eachother.If there is no girl in the world imagine how the world would be can you IMAGINE?
2006-11-14 02:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO YOU THINK BOYS ARE ALL THAT WELL THEN:
Why is it so great to be a girl:
1. Your phone conversations are better than a soap opera.
2. You are by far the most popular subject of art and sculpture.
3. You know stuff about everyone.
4. You rarely have to carry your own suitcases.
5. Ladies Night.
6. You don't consider using the bathroom wall as an ejaculatory dartboard "having a sex life".
7. Your life expectancy is 20% longer.
8. You won't starve without a can opener.
9. Your friends won't get drunk and hit on your sister.
10. Jeweler's and grocery stores won't rob you blind.
11. You can pick something to watch in less than 5 clicks of the TV remote.
12. Short skirts will always cure Unemployment.
13. Multiple orgasms.
14. Male Pattern Baldness.
15. You're 5 times less likely to kill yourself.
16. "Heavy Lifting" isn't a necessity for employment on your resume.
17. You'll never get a draft card.
18. You can distract an entire roomful of men just by reapplying lipstick.
19. You smell better. No matter what.
20. You'll never have Premature Ejaculation.
21. When you fight, you fight to kill.
22. You can cook your own food.
23. Your garage actually has space for your car.
24. It's easier to get a credit card.
25. You see the humor in war.
26. Nobody secretly wonders how big your "joystick" is.
27. You rule the bathroom.
28. No matter how long it takes to get ready, guys will always wait for you.
29. Sex means never having to finish the job.
30. It's ok for you to marry for money.
31. Long nails make great weapons.
32. Lacy lingerie.
33. Chippendale calendars.
34. Crying gets you anything.
35. No one ever mistakes your chest for a bathmat.
36. You'll never have more hair in your nose than on your head.
37. Divorces are profitable in your favor.
38. You have more hiding places on your body when crossing the border.
39. You don't consider urination a competitive sport.
40. If the police are looking for you, it's easier to disguise yourself.
41. Sex is just another chocolate.
42. You don't need a title to be in charge of everything.
43. You have the inherent ability to ask for driving directions when necessary, and the presence of mind to take them with you when you go.
44. Free flowers.
45. Revenge is your specialty.
46. You'll get asked to have sex for about 90% of your life.
47. You can wear anything to a water park and still get ogled.
48. You don't consider tomato sauce to be a fashion statement.
49. You'll always get served first in a hardware store.
50. You have the unconditional right to call anyone a bastard, anywhere, anytime.
51. Men are optional.
52. The Three Stooges don't live in your universe.
53. Nobody will ever slap you for telling a dirty joke.
54. You can whip men for money.
55. You'll probably never have to change a light bulb.
56. You never feel compelled to scratch yourself in public.
57. You know that penis size really does matter.
58. You can bend over in prison.
59. You can walk down the street without mentally undressing everyone around you
60. The world is your nutcracker.
61. PMS means you're right. About anything. Got a f***ing problem with that?
62. Suing for sexual harassment.
63. Guys will fight to come near your pubic area.
64. It doesn't matter how it starts, you'll always end up on top. Literally and figuratively.
65. You can admire another woman without your friends accusing you of being gay.
66. You can always find a ****** to pump your gas for you.
67. You know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner.
68. You can wear your sister's clothes without making a major lifestyle adjustment.
69. Alimony.
70. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are "midgets".
71. You'll always be the last one to get dropped while crowdsurfing in a mosh pit.>
72. Grooms all look the same. Everyone only wants to see the Bride.
73. Your friends won't call you "pussywhipped" behind your back.
74. With 1 bottle of frozen sperm, we could populate the earth for 400 years with no need for men, "in theory".
75. It's easier to get drunk.
76. You can "fake" anything.
77. You don't need a remote control to turn things on.
78. No matter how ugly you are, you'll always be able to get laid.
79. The catwalk.
80. No matter whose place you stay at, you'll always get the bed.
81. "Stagettes" are our little secret!
82. You can scam maternity leave.
83. Male Impotency Syndrome.
84. Your skin is softer.
85. You don't secretly compare genital size with other people in the bathroom.
86. Someday you'll be a rich widow.
87. You can rationalize all male behavior by "oinking". Or visiting a farm.
88.No matter what you do, you'll always be "daddy's little girl" (this is not sexual, you perverts).
89. The obituaries are mostly men.
90. You don't consider farting to be the epitome of humor.
91. If you miss a sexual opportunity, you only have to wait ten minutes.
92. You secretly admire Loreena Bobbitt.
93. You can flirt your way out of traffic violations. Hell, you can flirt your way out of anything if you really try!
94. The right hints will lead to a foot massage every time.
95. Your idea of a good movie doesn't need "Debbie does . . ." in the title.
96. Valentine's Day was invented just for you.
97. Being bisexual is considered a "bonus".
98. No matter how much time a guy spends on himself, you'll still look better.
99. Leonardo DiCaprio or Prince William(or insert the name of your favorite stud here: _______________ ).
100. There is always a mall open, somewhere.
*I copy out this list from somewhere off the net....so I don't have anything to do with it...Thanks for your time.*
2006-11-14 05:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by GlamGurl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And you can write your names in the snow.
lol very funny joke.
2006-11-14 03:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's great,, cause u never take care of your parents, u never care for the feelings of girls whom u kindle, u never bother of co-travellers etc...etc
2006-11-14 02:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by an Indian soul 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so many of them..........n dats so cooooool !
1 needs 2 be a guy to understand though!
2006-11-14 04:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by Enlightened 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! Excellent joke
2006-11-14 06:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by Amar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucks to be a girl some times
2006-11-14 02:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by starcat8912 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋