Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

2006-11-14 01:01:38 · 4 answers · asked by Nazli H 1 in Movies

when i came across this dead tiger and a little wizzened old man was standing beside it leaning on a big nobbly stick , i said jeez how did this happen , he said , i killed this tiger with my club , i said , what ! you killed that tiger with that stick , he said , no ! i killed it with my club --------- there's 245 of us !!

2006-11-14 01:01:33 · 13 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Jokes & Riddles

buy a roll of cookie dough, and eat it raw? I do all the time! It's good!

2006-11-14 01:01:30 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 01:01:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'Cheese'

^_^

2006-11-14 01:01:04 · 30 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 01:00:29 · 13 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 01:00:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A good healthy dump or getting lucky with the little lady

2006-11-14 00:58:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone help? I'm looking for a video clip of this classic Eddie Izzard original performance. I think it was from the Montreal Comedy Festival but I'm not sure. It seems to have only been shown on TV once (years ago). I've trawled the internet but can't find it anywhere.

2006-11-14 00:58:14 · 8 answers · asked by Misha-non-penguin 5 in Television

1. morning
2. noon
3. night
and do think that yahoo will delete this one like every other dumb question I have asked? Rude responses are appreciated!

2006-11-14 00:57:47 · 13 answers · asked by sarah 2 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know about you but flavor flav is butt ugly. What do these girls see in him. I am just so puzzles right now, I mean I would never want to be with him despite how much money he has.......or maybe I would....LOL!! I don't *****' know I'm just trying to be in the girls shoes and figure out why these girls are attracted to him.

2006-11-14 00:57:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

For me it's Winston Lights.

2006-11-14 00:57:14 · 13 answers · asked by shortie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 00:56:58 · 6 answers · asked by Leanne O 1 in Celebrities

I know I do. I love entertaining myself and other people.

2006-11-14 00:55:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Name a popular magazine with a one-word title

2006-11-14 00:54:39 · 10 answers · asked by marcopollo 1 in Magazines

2006-11-14 00:53:32 · 27 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no food, and nothing to make camp; so he walked up to the mansion and rang the doorbell. A very ancient man with a long beard brushing the floor answered the loud, clanging gong. Harry begged for a place of shelter, and the old man pitied him and let him stay. At dinner the old man introduced Harry to his daughter, Naomi. She was the meaning of beauty, and Harry instantly fell for her - mostly because he hadn't done it in a while, due to his disposition of starving and homeless in a forest. - ANYWAY - The old man saw Harry eyeing his daughter and said to him, "If you touch my daughter, I will subject to you the three worst Chinese tortures."


That night Harry snuck out of his room and into Naomi's. Having been cooped up in this old mansion for so long, she had no objections.


In the morning he woke up, and after 10 minutes decided that something heavy was on his chest stopping him from breathing properly. He opened his eyes to find a 50 kilo rock on his chest with sign on it that said "First Chinese Torture: 50 kilo rock on chest." Thinking that it wasn't that heavy he picked it up and threw it out the window. As the rock fell out the window he noticed a sign on the bottom that said "Second Chinese Torture: Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he jumped out the window, what man wouldn't? Unfortunately he looked up and saw the sign on the bottom of the window sill "Third Chinese Torture: left testicle tied to bed post."

2006-11-14 00:53:24 · 18 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

All's well that ends well.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
Can't you see I'm busy?
Just do it.
I didn't do it!
Money solves all ills.
Can't we all just get along?

2006-11-14 00:50:43 · 28 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

I got a couple of star trek based ideas (plus a lot of other tv and movie concept) is there anyone here that works for Paramount and knew how to help me get such ideas to the right person (or for that matter are the right person!)? This is a serius question (but I dont know what quality my ideas are of, of course!). I dont have a lawer or a company that could stand for my rights. I am just a creative person. I prefere email adresses.

Please dont post answers like: Paramounts adress are bla bla bla!
they would sent back my suggestions as " unsolidicaded" or simular. Johan

2006-11-14 00:48:07 · 4 answers · asked by Johan from Sweden 6 in Television

A roaring fire, hot tea, and a cozy blanket.
A raging party, a hot hook-up, and a cozy cocktail.
A long walk by the shore.
A hard day's work in the kitchen.
A shopping spree on 5th Avenue.
A brisk walk through the countryside.
A long snuggle with my honey.
Whatever you want to do!

2006-11-14 00:47:49 · 12 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Proper spit of him if it's not

2006-11-14 00:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Television

Cuz They Don't Have A**holes 'Til They Marry One!!!

2006-11-14 00:46:13 · 12 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

a) cold
b) hot
c) warm
d) cool
e) "I have no favorite temperture!!"

2006-11-14 00:43:58 · 23 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Name a popular magazine with a one-word title

2006-11-14 00:43:32 · 30 answers · asked by Jamie G 4 in Magazines

i really like this guy but i don't think he knows i exist.

2006-11-14 00:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by Chelsea 3 in Music

2006-11-14 00:41:37 · 20 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 00:41:00 · 5 answers · asked by slıɐuǝoʇ 6 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-14 00:39:54 · 5 answers · asked by toolcrib_t 1 in Movies

what is your most embarrassing story as a nurse, mine is the time I was changing an attends on a elderly gentlemen and he got an erection, he was so proud of it, he started yelling "it's going up!" I think maybe it had been years since he had had one, everyone on that hall heard him.

2006-11-14 00:39:29 · 3 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

Five had S1 but says they don’t have rites to S2. i have terrestrial and freeview, so i don’t have access to the sci-fi channel or anything. Does anyone know if anyone has bought S2 rites for terrestrial or freeview? i hope so i really enjoyed Atlantis and don’t want it to be another series that i have to watch on DVD

2006-11-14 00:39:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television