which is the worst non veg joke ever thought of or ever heard by u?

Answer 1

What is the difference between a group of precocious pygmies and a girl scout track team?

one is a group of cunning runts, and, the other is a group of running....*****

Answer 2

I bet this is the worst non veg joke.

Thumbs up for Women..........

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy......

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

And... Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Answer 3

oh definitly, too too many situations to even say probably only approximately eveyr music ev ery written by ability of all people thats in the chart good now and for the previous few years (not such because of the fact the obtrusive uncommon breed of expertise that pops up then dissapears back regrettably) i think of something that talks approximately telephones, im particular you comprehend what im conversing approximately, is behyond a shaggy dog tale, an entire music committed to a telephone or pager isn't any doubt certainly one of the day you comprehend your not on form yet , surprisingly soceity sucks it up if i wrote whats up guy hows this for lyrics ' i wanna take a experience on your disco stick' identity learn how to stick that stick the place the sunlight dont shine

Answer 4

not sure what a non veg is.

if you're talking about vegetarians... this is what I got.

Veg-a-ta-rian = Old Indian for bad hunter.

oh and this one which I saw on an apron:
There's a special place for all God's creatures... right next to the Mash and Gravy.

It was funny at the time :)

Answer 5

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

~the wheelchair

Its bad and disgusting...hey u asked for the worst! lol

Answer 6

How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody's looking.