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I spend an hour bending over and picking things up for the girls.

2006-11-14 01:39:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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*drops something so obiviously right in front of self and asks if you could slowly pick itup for me*
oops did I type that out loud

2006-11-14 01:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by chexmix 4 · 1 0

You must have a very attractive butt......

Here are some things you can do for revenge and fun...

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. (This is
especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than
you.)

3. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them
only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm
sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-
cha."

4. Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly
what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in
the bathroom."

5. Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much
since you did this.

6. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive
liquid. Call everyone Madge.

7. Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to
get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the
whole way.

8. Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell
people you're waiting for your document.

9. Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask
them if they want fries with that.

10. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in
an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask
her to settle the disagreement.

11. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized chair-dancing.

12. Put your trashcan on your desk. Label it "IN."

13. Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14. Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or
cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining
that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh,
you've got to be faster than that."

15. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone
has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.


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2006-11-14 09:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by helene m 4 · 1 0

It IS strange, you ARE the antichrist ;o)

Maybe you just have an outstanding derriere and should be flattered!

2006-11-14 09:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1 0

That is strange. Are you wearing a skirt?

2006-11-14 09:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1 0

Must have a massive morning wood....

2006-11-14 09:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by Megamix 3 · 1 0

You must have super powers.

2006-11-14 11:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Perhaps...what's your environment like?

2006-11-14 09:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by michaelchasarae 2 · 0 0

I can't blame them. That's one hell of a view!!

2006-11-14 09:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1 0

yes that is very strange.

2006-11-14 09:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by april 3 · 0 0

Are you wearing "low riders?" ;)

2006-11-14 09:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by . 3 · 0 0

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