THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at
home
>and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he
would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece
of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife
hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but
there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
2006-11-14 01:22:25 · 20 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree, we all know that women are the strong sex. We rock, we rule. Men you know that you can't live without us and that is why you love us
2006-11-14 01:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, God created Man, then created Woman. The sequel is NEVER as good as the original!
2006-11-14 09:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
True.
When you make someone else responsible for your life you will be disapointed
2006-11-14 09:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by mmmkay_us 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do men think they can outsmart us women when we INVENTED the silent treatment?!
2006-11-14 11:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Serves him right!
2006-11-14 09:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah .. thats hilarious.. sounded like my husband and i when we fight.. we text each other sitting right next to each other.. or we IM.. ofcos..
2006-11-14 09:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by cp1_tequila 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I like that one!
2006-11-14 09:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by wrtrchk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 11:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN, Sister!
2006-11-14 09:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Shelly B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its just a story
2006-11-14 09:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by mercurial vapor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋