Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful
red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson . "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b-i-t-c-h to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
2006-11-11
11:50:00
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