A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2006-11-11 11:58:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...very funny!!!
2006-11-11 12:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me too.
A drunk with eyes closed keeps feeling way around a light pole, mumbling "sno use, I'm walled in."
2006-11-11 20:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by the shadow knows 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nightstick Sobriety Check
2006-11-11 20:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by fantasticopinionsfree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont see the point of this question but it is really funny :)
2006-11-11 20:00:24 · answer #4 · answered by sunnydaes47 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 06:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i've heard that one before. classic. jokes are always good
2006-11-11 20:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by dover_luv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, ha?
2006-11-11 20:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha very smart!!!
2006-11-11 20:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny!
2006-11-11 20:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetheart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad!!!!!
2006-11-11 20:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋