Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful
red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson . "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b-i-t-c-h to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
2006-11-11 11:50:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aha! The Revenge of the Spurned! LOL. LOL.
Good for her! Burn that Hussy! LOL.
Good one.
2006-11-11 12:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha now I like that woman, yes sir.
2006-11-13 14:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, yes, she's smart!
2006-11-11 19:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by yessireee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In her coffin. She's buried with them.
2006-11-11 19:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by revchrist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she didn't have any,
i love it though....just revenge hehe
2006-11-11 19:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by dawn_horger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for her. lol
2006-11-13 00:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋