Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

and do u think those people on jerry springer are acting?

2006-11-10 10:10:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Believe it or not, these are REAL 911 calls...

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and....well.... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband.

And the winner is . . . . . .


Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.

2006-11-10 10:10:36 · 14 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs look at your eyes.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch

(and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

You can train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

2006-11-10 10:09:09 · 18 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 10:08:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who sung this??

2006-11-10 10:08:47 · 7 answers · asked by Raha 3 in Music

if so, how long have you had it? And do you take pills for it?

2006-11-10 10:08:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are your thoughts on Marilyn Manson (formerlly Brian Warner)? Also what are your thoughts on this video?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUhcC1STqv4

2006-11-10 10:07:33 · 12 answers · asked by OrganizedConfusion 2 in Celebrities

really, i keep seeing questions today posted about john stamos.

2006-11-10 10:07:22 · 6 answers · asked by scolex89 3 in Celebrities

who sang this 80's song?

2006-11-10 10:07:00 · 20 answers · asked by Raha 3 in Music

I use to love that show! Sorry this is like completely random haha but I just thought of it!

Here's a website for it if you don't know what I'm talking about or think you know but aren't sure:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney's_Adventures_of_the_Gummi_Bears

2006-11-10 10:06:52 · 14 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Television

wat about any other disney channel stars?

2006-11-10 10:05:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

mine is johnny depp,keira knightley,orlando bloom and jim carrey

2006-11-10 10:05:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am doing a project on medieval entertainment. I kneed to know the name of that medieval halk sport. The one with the knite and halk flys around and kills stuff??Well I cant finish doing the reasurch untill i find the name of that sport!!! BEST ANSWER GET 10 POINTS!!!!!!!

2006-11-10 10:05:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-10 10:05:24 · 3 answers · asked by Salsa 3 in Movies

who would u choose 4 a night of passion

2006-11-10 10:05:01 · 29 answers · asked by star1 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 10:04:48 · 14 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Comics & Animation

Your the bus driver. 300 people get on the bus. 290 get off. 2 get on. 15 get off. 78.3 get on. 6.5 get off. 340 get on.
Now answer these three questions.
How many people are on the bus?
What color hair does the bus driver have?
What color hair do you have?

2006-11-10 10:04:31 · 11 answers · asked by M&M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and is there a story behind it?

2006-11-10 10:04:09 · 32 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever noticed that when someone famous dies, it usually happens in groups of three? First Ed Bradley, now Jack Palance...I wonder if there will be a third. Any predictions? My husband says Gerald Ford. I don't know; maybe this is a silly superstition. Or just coincidence. At any rate, what are your thoughts?

2006-11-10 10:04:02 · 6 answers · asked by peachy78 5 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 10:03:34 · 26 answers · asked by Leroy 4 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't seen this cartoon since i was little. It's from the 80s or maybe even the late 70s. It has a bunny that wakes in the morning and sings, "Hup-sey, Hup-sey, quick like a bunny..." and at the end of his song he says, "Y'all get up!!" In one part of the cartoon, he talks about eggs benadict. Also, there are 2 skyscrapers that are talking about having a merger. Seems like one skyscraper was blue and one was pink. Please let me know the name of this cartoon because i want my little boy to see it.

2006-11-10 10:03:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-10 10:02:54 · 8 answers · asked by Kecia 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 10:01:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And I mean AFTER you slept, so three at night only counts when you got up at two that night.

2006-11-10 10:01:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you put on; i.e. clothing, scent, etc. , to let your special someone know your in the mood for some lovin? or Do you just go for it!!!

2006-11-10 10:00:55 · 11 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

let it rain...now clear it out i dono the rest please help

2006-11-10 10:00:39 · 6 answers · asked by Chelsea 2 in Music

I want season 1 and 2 plz. First reliable answer will get the best answer:)

2006-11-10 09:59:16 · 2 answers · asked by reggae_star2002 2 in Television

It is obvious Daniel Craig will be a Timothy Dalton case...Lets pick a new James Bond...I say it should be CLIVE OWEN

2006-11-10 09:58:51 · 16 answers · asked by silentloveshy 2 in Movies

john stamos
chuck norris
screech or
the guy thats still alive from milli vanilli

2006-11-10 09:58:50 · 15 answers · asked by eastcoastrockerdude 3 in Polls & Surveys

it goes something like this....."everytime we touch i get this feeling and everytime we kiss and i reach for the sky ,cant u feel my heart beat fast i want this to last need u by my side"............and so on! thats u guys!

2006-11-10 09:58:29 · 6 answers · asked by Mrs.Arthur 2 in Music