Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch
(and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs are nice to your relatives.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
You can train a dog.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
2006-11-10 10:09:09 · 18 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i guess, that is true in some ways.
2006-11-10 10:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel R 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a million. they're solely sympathetic approximately your issues on the workplace 2. They relish listening to baout your golfing activity, hollow with the help of hollow, shot with the help of shot. 3. they prefer an identical television courses as I do. 4. nutrition can sq. away any differences 5. They not often ever merchandise to something on ethical grounds.
2016-12-28 18:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Men were DOGS?
Someone set me straight here
2006-11-10 16:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm my last 4 out of 5 girlfriends had short hair. I find short hair kinda sexy.
arf
2006-11-10 10:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by sprydle 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/beer.html
Fair is Fair
LOL
2006-11-10 10:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
For some of those... they are only true if the dog is well trained... :-p
2006-11-10 10:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Just another 2D character online 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahah - wow its almost enough to make you want to trade in your boyfriend for fido.....
luckily there is one thing a man can do for a woman that a dog cant - wink wink
2006-11-10 10:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by GAgirl 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
so you kiss the dog after he uses his tong for a wastepaper
2006-11-10 10:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, yes and yes! Oh, man if there were really a man with these qualities
2006-11-10 10:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
aww..i knew i liked dogs for a reason..lol
2006-11-10 10:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dogs are loyal and affectionate and cant talk!!
2006-11-10 10:29:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋