Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

A Man has been sick for sometime and finally goes to doctor.

Doctor examines him, does a bunch of tests, and tells him, "You've got Herpes, full-blown AIDS, the Bubonic Plague, and you're coming down with the Eboli virus."

The guy asks, "What can you do for me?"

The doctor tells him, "We'll put you in the hospital and feed you lots of pizza and pancakes."

The guy asks, "Will that cure me?".

The doctor says, "No, that's the only things we can slide under the door.

2006-11-07 17:23:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The song is about an indian boy and an indian girl that are in love with each other and they jump into a river to be together.

2006-11-07 17:20:16 · 9 answers · asked by teeleena2001 2 in Music

It's sung by a woman and goes something like:

high in the sky, wanna see you again.....

...wanna know this time, what your feeling

2006-11-07 17:18:51 · 1 answers · asked by BB 3 in Music

Next time you think you're hungry, have a glass of water and see what happens.

WATER

#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)

#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%. , and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?

COKE

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

#8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a Hazardous Material placards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?

2006-11-07 15:58:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1 godfather
2 good fellas
3 the usual suspects
4 lucky number sleven
5 carlitos way

2006-11-07 15:56:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I did this in work, with "smells like teen spirit" i did a tapdance too it, do u find this odd?

2006-11-07 15:56:07 · 3 answers · asked by Izzy D 1 in Music

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about Sike the Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business...
However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

The parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

2006-11-07 15:55:07 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

When kids are in preschool, they are forced to take naps, even it they dont want to, but when they are in high school, the teachers/administration wont let them.

2006-11-07 15:53:43 · 16 answers · asked by Jake M 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone no where i can get an older copy of nero....hopefully for free?

2006-11-07 15:52:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 15:51:02 · 24 answers · asked by spartan 1 in Polls & Surveys

I found a song by Jimmy Buffett but I think I'm going to need more than one. Any suggestions?

2006-11-07 15:51:01 · 4 answers · asked by oleandertea 2 in Music

" You know, everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it. Calvin Coolidge said that. "
" No, that wasn't Calvin Coolidge that said that, it was Mark Twain."
" Then what did Calvin Coolidge say?"

2006-11-07 15:50:49 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

2006-11-07 15:50:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

in michigan we had a dereko where the winds reached up to 160 mph.
in 1979 we had a blizzard where we had approx. 4 feet over night.
we also had a nasty ice storm where the trees weren't frozen and and alot of them fell.

2006-11-07 15:49:39 · 31 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 15:49:24 · 1 answers · asked by Jeffery K 1 in Music

2006-11-07 15:49:13 · 41 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 15:49:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the song playing on this trailer? It sounds real catchy and I want to know the title. Can anyone help? Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGEoo2SOwIM

2006-11-07 15:48:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

funny

2006-11-07 15:48:19 · 8 answers · asked by marcguks 1 in Jokes & Riddles

some of my favorite children's jokes are
1. What do you call a snake with grandchildren?
Nanaconda.
2. How do skunks go to school?
Alphabetical odor.
3. What animal works in the hospital?
The ether bunny.

2006-11-07 15:48:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard they got beef, and it probabley got started from Wendy talking her S_hit. But in detail, please tell me what happend?

2006-11-07 15:48:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Where could I look to rent a venue spot for a weekend party event?

(excluding restaurants bars/nightclubs)

2006-11-07 15:47:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i know the first on is Sean Preston, but the secound on is confusing. at first they say his name is Sutton Piece then a week later the magazine starts calling him jayden James

2006-11-07 15:47:33 · 6 answers · asked by babygirl 2 in Celebrities

your favourite shows [if you're from the UK]
top 10 most popular shows, etc.

2006-11-07 15:47:21 · 9 answers · asked by ba 2 in Television

I know that tv shows need commercials, but does anything seem wrong to you with this show? It just seems that SEARS presenting a house to a girl with no arms every week crosses some kind of ethical line. Any buyers on this idea?

2006-11-07 15:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by shawn1980 3 in Television

The top three scariest to me Are....
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Wrong Turn
Candyman

2006-11-07 15:46:53 · 16 answers · asked by crystal41787 1 in Movies

I heard them in concert, and they rocked! Tell me what you think...

http://www.purevolume.com/crosswired

(crosswiredrock.com is their real website, but purevolume was easier for listening)

2006-11-07 15:46:18 · 3 answers · asked by Josh 5 in Polls & Surveys

Fegie is part of the popular group "Black Eyed Pea"--for those of you who don't know!

2006-11-07 15:46:13 · 7 answers · asked by CutiePatootie 2 in Celebrities

just for fun... tell me why virgo is different, solitary and not fun everytime.

2006-11-07 15:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-07 15:45:44 · 30 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys