Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about Sike the Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business...
However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
The parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
2006-11-07 15:55:07 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An original joke...great!!! And the best one I've read in awhile. Thank you, Pd!!! :)
2006-11-10 02:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ALWAYS follow the intructions
2006-11-08 01:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALWAYS follow instructions. Where can I send the flowers?
2006-11-07 23:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just make me laugh!!!! hahahaha, thnaks I needed that!
2006-11-09 14:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was really funny. good one.
2006-11-08 03:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. I bet he follows directions after this. lol Thanks Pd.
2006-11-13 00:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! So cute!!
2006-11-08 01:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute!
2006-11-08 01:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by BB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we will never know......thx for the jokes..g'day to you...
2006-11-08 01:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny
thanks for the laugh. really appreciated it
^_^
2006-11-08 02:18:44 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋