Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2006

my husband is in china he has been there for 3months now and yesterday he told me that he needs one more month i just cant take it anymore! we've been together for almost 8 months now i miss him so much :'(

2006-11-07 17:42:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 17:41:42 · 31 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

2006-11-07 17:41:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-07 17:39:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret...not so fast!"

"But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the Lord. From the time I was taken in as an infant by the sisters at the convent to my dying breath...I have lived for this moment!" Sister Margaret exclaimed in disbelief.

"That is just the problem," replied St. Peter, "You never learned right from wrong and to get into heaven, you must know the difference between right and wrong."

"Well what can I do? I will do anything to get into heaven!" Sister Margaret pleaded.

"I am going to have to send you back down to Earth. When you get there, I want you to smoke a cigarette and call me when you are finished, we will discuss your situation then." ordered St. Peter.

Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and then immediately called St. Peter, coughing and hacking.

"Saint Peter" she gasped, "I can hardly breathe, my mouth tastes terrible, my breath stinks, I feel dizzy, and I think I am going to throw up"

"Good!" replied the old saint, "Now you are finally getting a feel for right and wrong. Now go out tonight and drink some hard liquor and call me back when you are ready."

Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after taking several belts of Jack Daniels.

"Saint Peter, I feel woozy, that vile liquid burned my throat and nauseated me, it is all I can do to keep it down."

"Good...good! Now you are starting to see the difference between right and wrong" said St. Peter with delight. "Tomorrow I want you to seek out a man and know him in the Biblical sense then call me"

A week passed before Sister Margaret called St. Peter and left a message:

"Hello, Pete, it's Peggy, it's gonna be a while!"

2006-11-07 17:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

(im asking question again, didnt get enough responses)
i love bjork, but i need to know is this movie worth my time and money, so for those who have seen it, is it good/bad/confusing?

2006-11-07 17:38:46 · 1 answers · asked by kypria311 2 in Movies

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's

and nobody offered me a damned thing."

2006-11-07 17:38:32 · 12 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Vivek,Salman,Abhishek

2006-11-07 17:37:54 · 39 answers · asked by Nihar 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-07 17:37:51 · 1 answers · asked by CHARLES J 1 in Music

2006-11-07 17:37:24 · 23 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 17:37:04 · 3 answers · asked by Cassandra 1 in Music

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and

replied, "! Not this time!"

2006-11-07 17:36:49 · 13 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

and also the cheapest magazine subscriptions online?

2006-11-07 17:36:45 · 2 answers · asked by honeylime 1 in Magazines

2006-11-07 17:35:53 · 31 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Name the top 5 movies you'd die without.

2006-11-07 17:34:51 · 25 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Movies

settle down and treat her kids right? take care of them, herself, and stay out of the drama??? i sure hope so.

2006-11-07 17:34:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I Do! And It's Knockin Da Boots By H-town! Bad Memories....

2006-11-07 17:31:38 · 8 answers · asked by Lexy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please try to be as specific as possible.

2006-11-07 17:31:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-07 17:30:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

She was a black lady, I think her name was Trish, Rita or Ericka or something. She had a walking buddy with her, her sister and I forget who else. She got down to for cases or something and my husband walked in and the next thing I knew it was over. What happened? How much did she end up with?

2006-11-07 17:30:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-07 17:30:52 · 4 answers · asked by fdcmusic 1 in Horoscopes

& if so, is there anything you would like to do, but just don't have the "guts" to do it? What would that be?

2006-11-07 17:27:33 · 30 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-07 17:27:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my friend has asked me to write a song for her.
She got this boyfriend over the summer and when school started it just went sour. So she wants me to write a song about how a girl doesnt see a relationship going any farther than a summer fling.
the bad part is, shes sick! she hasnt shown up for 2 weeks and its the least i could do for her. if shes going to ask me for one favor then i should do it

its just that, i dont know how to write a song and i have to clue what to do. can anyone help me??

2006-11-07 17:27:21 · 3 answers · asked by fox_rider005 2 in Music

is there any other website that i can read mangas for free other than mangarun.com??

2006-11-07 17:26:49 · 3 answers · asked by matt_shika 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-07 17:26:41 · 6 answers · asked by Courtney H 1 in Music

Who did you flirt with?
What was it that you wanted?
How far did you flirt?
Did your flirting get what you wanted?

2006-11-07 17:25:59 · 17 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

when l mean by that he died, did the shard get removed from his back?

2006-11-07 17:25:08 · 6 answers · asked by jeanne124ave 2 in Comics & Animation

I have a 13 mounth old and want to make her a cd and was wondering if there is a song out there. that would fit the cd....not rock

2006-11-07 17:25:04 · 5 answers · asked by Heather O 2 in Music

Now, if it could talk what do you think it would say to you?

2006-11-07 17:23:30 · 37 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys